Monday, July 30, 2007

Bukowski: Born into This

I just finished watching Bukowski: Born into This - excellent! A fascinating man to say the least...














Bluebird


there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I'm not going
to let anybody see
you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he's
in there.

there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
then I put him back,
but he's singing a little
in there, I haven't quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
weep, do
you?

~Bukowski

Grilled Pork Tenderloin Salad

This was my Sunday dinner. I replaced the watercress with baby spinach because my kids like that better.

2 T olive oil
1 T lime juice
2 t Dijon mustard
1/4 t salt
dash of pepper
1 sprig rosemary
1 pork tenderloin (~1 lb)
raspberry vinaigrette (see below)
2 or 3 bunches watercress torn into bite sized piece
1 cup raspberries

Mix 1st six ingredients in a plastic bag and add pork. Marinate 1 hour in the frig. Grill pork about 20 min, turning. Slice in 1/4" slices. Arrange on greens. Sprinkle raspberries over the top. Drizzle with the vinaigrette.

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Raspberry Vinaigrette

1/4 c olive oil
2 T raspberry vinegar
1 t honey
1/2 t ground mustard
1/2 t salt

Beef Tenderloins with French Onion Sauce

This is an easy dish, but incredible for a romantic dinner or company.

2 teaspoons butter or stick margarine, divided
2 cups thinly sliced onion
3 cups cremini or button mush-room caps, halved (about 1/2 pound)
2/3 cup water
1 (10 1/2-ounce) can beef consomme
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon coarsely ground black pepper
1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
4 (4-ounce) beef tenderloin steaks (1 inch thick)
1/2 cup dry red wine
4 (1-ounce) slices French bread (about 1 inch thick), toasted


Melt 1 teaspoon butter in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion and mushrooms; sauté 5 minutes, stirring frequently. Stir in water and consomme, scraping pan to loosen browned bits. Bring to a boil; cover and cook 10 minutes. Remove onion mixture from pan.

Combine thyme, salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Rub the thyme mixture over steaks. Melt 1 teaspoon butter in pan over medium-high heat. Add steaks; cook 3 minutes on each side or until browned. Remove steaks from pan; keep warm.

Add wine to pan, scraping pan to loosen browned bits. Stir in onion mixture; bring to a boil, and cook 1 minute. Return steaks to pan; simmer 1 minute.

Place one toast slice in each of 4 shallow serving bowls, and top each slice with steak. Spoon the onion mixture over each serving. Serve immediately.

Governmentium, discovery of new element.

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science and that effects all basic life. The new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium ". Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. It has properties similar to "black holes" and absorb all independent energy.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. It has the opposite effect on a reaction than that of a catalyst.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".


http://energysavingnow.com/mainsite/governmentium.shtml

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Home (soon) at last, but in the meantime...

T.C. Boyle books I've read (a list for Miranda)

Boyle writes about never-ordinary people and their places. The first book I read was "Drop City" and that along with the ones about Kinsey and Kellogg are my favorites, but all of them are fascinating trips.


The Road to Wellville

"Set in Battle Creek, Mich., in the early years of the century, it evokes the days of C. W. Post and Will Kellogg, when fortunes were being made and lost in the national rage for the new breakfast cereals. Will's brother, John Harvey Kellogg, was an early diet devotee; to his hugely successful Battle Creek Spa came the flower of American business and society to trim their waistlines, work out and eat the kind of healthy, tasteless foods sadly recognizable to any weight watcher today. Kellogg, a showman par excellence, ran it like a small but ruthless dictatorship."


The Inner Circle

"Released in the late 1940s and early '50s, the Kinsey Reports, the compilations of a scientific study that attempted to quantify male and female sexual behavior, shocked Americans with revelations about their sexuality. Indiana University professor Alfred Kinsey's obsessive belief that the human need for sex is little different from animal instinct, and his iconoclastic research methods (including voyeurism and personal interactions), make Kinsey (called "Prok" by students and intimates) a fitting subject for Boyle's irrepressible imagination."

Drop City
"Set in the 1970s, Boyle entertains readers with the denizens of "Drop City," a counterculture California commune that welcomes anyone wanting to live off the grid, use drugs, and practice free love. Boyle sublimely captures the sociology of its rebellious members, who doubt the sincerity or beliefs of newcomers, express some insecurity about nonconformity, and chastise outsiders while remaining oblivious to their own hypocrisy. Marco, Pan, Star, and other "cats" and "chicks" live hassle-free until dissention and cries of racism mount amid increasing run-ins with the local government (a young girl is raped, installation of a sewage system is mandated, a mother lets her toddlers drink LSD-laced juice). Seeking refuge, the citizens move north, to Alaska, to reinvent their utopia, but soon learn the natural environment is more unforgiving of a lackadaisical lifestyle."

A Friend of the Earth
"During the 1980s and '90s, Ty Tierwater had exchanged a sedately acquisitive existence--"the slow-rolling glacier of my old life, my criminal life, the life I led before I became a friend of the earth"--for a fairly ambivalent position on the front lines of an ecoterrorist posse called Earth Forever! The only complication is his dual penchant for empathy and ineptitude, exacerbated by a frustration that swells with accumulating incitements. After his daughter is taken from him, and his second wife, Andrea, becomes more committed to the cause than to their marriage, Ty finds solace in blind destruction. He serves his almost predictable terms in jail; he endures the eventual death--and martyrdom--of his activist daughter, Sierra. At 75, and a quarter of the way into the dismal and decayed 21st century, he unaccountably finds himself tending an eccentric rock star's private mini-zoo of ragged animals and wryly lamenting the collapse of his race. And then Andrea resurfaces--along with his long-fallow faith in love."


Riven Rock

"In 1905, Stanley McCormick, heir to East Coast millions, is most definitely mad. Heredity and an early, horrifying glimpse of his naked sister have rendered him schizophrenic, incapable of being around women--right down to his wife, Katherine, "a newlywed who might as well have been a widow." Not even the dawn of modern psychiatry can save him. Instead, he's barred and carefully cosseted in Riven Rock, the California estate he helped design for his sister, the first of the McCormicks to crack. Will the 31-year-old patient be cured? His wife, the first female graduate of MIT, believes that he will. So, too, does his loyal head nurse, Eddie O'Kane, a preternaturally articulate, handsome Boston Irishman. Indeed, Eddie thinks himself blessed with good luck. Going to Montecito to care for Mr. McCormick will, he is convinced, enable him to take center stage in the drama of his own life."

Mushroom Tartlet

Mushroom Tartlet with Port Wine Reduction

1.5 lbs of a mix variety of mushrooms
1/4 lb shallots
3 TBLS butter
2 Tbls of cognac or liquor of Liking
1/3 c chicken stock
1/3 c heavy cream
1/4 c minced flat leaf parsley
sea salt and cracked black pepper to taste

2 c port wine
1 shallot
2 tsp Dijon Mustard

2 sheets puffed pastry

Cut mushrooms into medium dice
Finely dice shallots
In 12" saute pan over medium heat, saute the shallots until tender
Add Cognac and cook over medium high heat for one minute
Add mushrooms and cook, stirring occassionally, cook for two minutes
Add broth and cream - simmer for about fifteen minutes or until liquid is reduced by half
Add salt and pepper to taste.

Port wine reduction -place all three ingredients into a small sauce pan and reduce to syrup consistency, stirring occasionally

Puff Pastry Preparation
Cut out 12 3.5 inch circles from already prepared bought dough
Dough should always be kept chilled as much as possible while working
Place 2-3 tablespoons of mushroom micture in the center of six of the dough circles
Make an egg wash with one egg beaten and one tablespoon of water
Brush over the outer edges of the dough, then plance the reamining dough circles over the top to enclose. Once the dough circles are in place crimp the edges shut.
Bake in a pre0heated oven of 400 F for 8-10 minutes on parchment paper or a silicone sheet.

Phood for the Body - Corn and Spinach Souffle

Okay - the other evening I was mentioning two different recipes that I had gotten while I attended a cooking class - it was by the govenor of Pennsylvania's chef - and really thought that Terry might like them since they are vegetarian.....

#1:
Corn and Spinach Souffle

2 cups of whole kernel corn (fresh or frozen will do)
1 cup chopped fresh spinach
1/3 c fine diced red bell pepper
1/8 c fine diced shallots
4 large eggs
1 c heavy cream
1/2 c milk
3 Tbls sugar
2 Tbls flour
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp sea salt
ground black pepper to taste


Preheat oven to 350 F
Butter 8 - 4 oz ramekins (I've also done this in a small baking dish and it works just as fine)
Blend all ingredients but the red pepper, shallots, spinach and 3/4 c of the corn in a food processor until smooth.
Fold the remaining ingredients into the blended mixture
Fill the ramekins (baking pan) to right below the rim
Place in a water bath and bake for approximately 45-50 minutes or until center is set
Let cool 10 minutes then serve.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Art Quote of the Day - 7/26/07

I hate flowers - I paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move. ~Georgia O'Keeffe

the book Terry thought Donna should read

Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings - Christopher Moore
"In his entertaining adventure-in-whale-researching, Fluke, or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings, Nathan Quinn, a prominent marine biologist, has been conducting studies in Hawaii for years trying to unravel the secret of why humpback whales sing. During a typical day of data gathering, Nate believes his mind is failing: the subject whale has "Bite Me" scrawled across its tail. Events become even stranger as the self-proclaimed "action nerds," Nate, photographer Clay, their research assistant Amy, and Kona, a white Rasta (a Jewish kid from New Jersey), encounter sabotage to their data and equipment. They also observe increasingly bizarre whale behavior, including a phone call from the whale to their wealthy sponsor to ask that Nate bring it a hot pastrami and Swiss on rye."

And Terry, while we are talking about Moore, you should read this (the title is even funny):

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

"Joshua (a.k.a. Jesus) knows he is unique and quite alone in his calling, but what exactly does his Father want of him? Taking liberties with ancient history, Moore works up an adventure tale as Biff and Joshua seek out the three wise men so that Joshua can better understand what he is supposed to do as Messiah. Biff, a capable sinner, tags along and gives Joshua ample opportunities to know the failings and weaknesses of being truly human. With a wit similar to Douglas Adams, Moore pulls no punches: a young Biff has the hots for Joshua's mom, Mary, which doesn't amuse Josh much: "Don't let anyone ever tell you that the Prince of Peace never struck anyone." And the origin of the Easter Bunny is explained as a drunken Jesus gushes his affection for bunnies, declaring, "Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around."

one of my all-time favorite books

A Wrinkle in Time - Madeleine L'Engle

here it is!

post some stuff as long as you don't give away what happens in the new Harry Potter book.